thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
Randomize
