quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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