do herpes really smell.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
FUCK WHALES
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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