Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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