I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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