found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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