Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
It's like God shit irony all over that family
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Found the puke drawer
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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