I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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