They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
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