She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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