Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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