After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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