i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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