I wanna bring you to show and tell
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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