I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
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