He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
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