i will never coherently bang her
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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