Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Randomize
