it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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