they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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