yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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