I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
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