UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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