My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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