Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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