waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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