Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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