He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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