Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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