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is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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