More tranny stories later!
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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