Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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