it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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