I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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