I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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