do herpes really smell.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
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