found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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