new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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