Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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