You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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