What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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