hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
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