if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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