...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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