she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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