True but thats because hes a fetus.
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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