How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Randomize
