I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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