Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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