Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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