I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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