I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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