Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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