im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
We just shotgunned beers for America
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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