Dual....:-)
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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