id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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